From 27a2b9c138b67ff585a64f1b1aff1423176b58f8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: BlueRaja <BlueRaja.admin@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 3 Jun 2013 19:19:28 -0500
Subject: BUGFIX: Name changing not working anymore

---
 includes/chats.php | 44 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-
 1 file changed, 43 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)

(limited to 'includes')

diff --git a/includes/chats.php b/includes/chats.php
index 6991a48..7db4c58 100644
--- a/includes/chats.php
+++ b/includes/chats.php
@@ -91,5 +91,47 @@ function getChat($startID = 0) {
 	return $array;
 }
 
-
+function filterStringForBadLanguage($chat) {
+   //cuss words
+   $chat = str_ireplace("fuck you", "i am moron", $chat);
+   $chat = preg_replace("/[f]+\s*[uv]+\s*[h]*\s*[c\(k]+\s*(([i]*\s*[n]*\s*[g])|([e]*\s*[r]*))*/i", "dumb ", $chat); //fucker / fucking
+   $chat = preg_replace("/[^a-z]fag(g?[oi]t)?/i", " prince", $chat); //faggot
+   $chat = preg_replace("/^fag(g?[oi]t)?/i", "prince", $chat); //faggot (beginning of line)
+   $chat = preg_replace("/^suck\s*my.*(cock|dick|penis)/i", "join me in a riveting game of checkers", $chat); //suck my dick
+   
+   $chat = str_ireplace("damn", "dumb", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("bull shit", "cow doodoo of the male variety", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("shit", "poo", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("sucks ass", "is dumb", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("suck ass", "are dumb", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("damnit", "do'h", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("sonuvabitch", "fiddlesticks", $chat);
+   
+   $chat = str_ireplace("a bitch", "an engaging conversationalist", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("bitch", "engaging conversationalist", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("an asshole", "a pleasant person to be around", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("asshole", "pleasant person to be around", $chat);
+   
+   $chat = str_ireplace("cock", "elbow", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("dick", "elbow", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("penis", "elbow", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("vagina", "femur bone", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("cunt", "femur bone", $chat);
+   
+   //$chat = str_ireplace("hell", "the supermarket", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("whore", "entrepreneur", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("stfu", "be still my beating heart", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("omfg", "omg", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("4chan", "NEWT GINGRICH", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("nigger", "classy gentleman", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("pedophile", "Optimus Prime", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace(" rape", " shake hands with", $chat);
+	
+	//Easter Eggs
+   $chat = str_ireplace("i just pwned Snap", "Snap just totally pwned me ^^", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("i just pwned Blue", "Blue just epicly pwned me the with chat filter", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("language filter", "highly educated team of monkeys employed to filter bad language", $chat);
+   $chat = str_ireplace("chat filter", "highly educated team of monkeys employed to filter bad language", $chat);
+ return $chat;
+}
 ?>
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